When she scooches her butt across the floor it actually cleans the carpet.
When she goes in the neighbor's yard, they run out to pick it up.
Her bark has been sampled by Puff Daddy.
She's the dog they let out.
When she barks constantly, the neighbors call and wonder what symphony that is.
She digs perfect circles.
Calvin Klein sniffed her butt to design a new fragrance.
She was the subject of at least five of Shakespeare's sonnets.
Following her example, kitty litter has become a delicacy in several countries.
She's the subject of the Mona Lisa.
Her tail-wagging powers the house.
On Easter, the neighborhood children come over and go on a hunt in the backyard. But, they aren't looking for eggs.
The sound of her really getting in there and cleaning herself has been turned into relaxation tapes.
You can tell where she usually marks her territory on walks because of the wildflowers that grow there.
Instead of fetching the stick I threw, she convinces me to go get it and bring it back to her.
Her hot breath in your face can cure migraines. And it smells good too.
She never had to be fixed...she's just a classy bitch.
hahaha I wonder who you modeled this after? Hmmmmm
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